Why God Never Received Tenure from Any University

1. He had only one major publication
2. It was in Hebrew and Greek.
3. It had no references
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal
5. Some doubt He wrote it Himself
6. He may have created the world, but what has he done since?
7. The scientific community can't replicate His results
8. He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects
9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the
   subjects
10. He rarely came to class and just told students to "Read the Book"
11. Some say He had His son teach the class
12. He expelled His first two students for learning.
13. His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop.
14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed
15. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
16. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
    sample.

Source: Science Jokes