God Loses Her NSF grant
This was heard from Gerry Porter, UPenn.

(UPI) Heaven. God has lost Her NSF grant. The National Science Foundation cited three reasons in deciding not to renew the Holy Grant.

1. Although God has done good creative work in the past, there has been no recent evidence of creativity.

2. No one as yet has been able to reproduce Her experimental results.

3. She has only written one book, and it has never been subject to peer review.